Jokes

[GH Rocker]

Let's this s*** started:

An unamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts,

No more mist & ice guy

[GH Rocker]

I've bought my epileptic girlfriend a few small gifts for Valentine's Day,

Nothing too flashy

[GH Rocker]

My girlfriend's legs are like Netto,

Open 24/7. But no-one wants to go in

[GH Rocker]

"I only drink on special occasions"

"What was the occasion?"

"I was sober"

[nicknitrous]

I see someones been on sickipedia

My wife has a fetish for the knights from Monty Python.
They make her go weak at the Ni's.

[nicknitrous]

I've always been told it's not rape if you yell surprise first.

You can imagine the terror I felt as I walked into my first surprise party.

[DukeSkath]

What did the ghost say to the flying insect? "Boo, Bee!"

[GH Rocker]

I see someones been on sickipedia

My wife has a fetish for the knights from Monty Python.
They make her go weak at the Ni's.

indeed, i'll be original from now on

[GH Rocker]

I see someones been on sickipedia

My wife has a fetish for the knights from Monty Python.
They make her go weak at the Ni's.

indeed, i'll be original from now on

[GH Rocker]

stuck in the car on a long car journey and the little brother wants a hot fudge sunday.

So i shat in a bowl and gave it to him