Jokes

[nicknitrous]

I see someones been on sickipedia

My wife has a fetish for the knights from Monty Python.
They make her go weak at the Ni's.

indeed, i'll be original from now on

Sickipedia is full of crappy Whitney jokes at the moment anyway
I'll have to get mine from one of my joke books.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
f*** me, we do taste like chicken

Nike are releasing a new brand of trainers for lesbians
It's called Dike

Why did the gay guy put his arse in the fridge?
So his boyfriend had something cool to slip into when he got home

[GH Rocker]

Nintendo are giving away a game when you buy the Wii U,

Its Called: U-Wii-tard

[nicknitrous]

Hi Guys,

I was just playing Battlefield 3 and I'm having trouble with my account. I just played team death match on Operation Metro, after the game I went to check the leader boards and now that all the women have stopped reading this, does anybody know some good porn sites?

[esselhaych]

Hi Guys,

I was just playing Battlefield 3 and I'm having trouble with my account. I just played team death match on Operation Metro, after the game I went to check the leader boards and now that all the women have stopped reading this, does anybody know some good porn sites?

[Jaymeister]

Hi Guys,

I was just playing Battlefield 3 and I'm having trouble with my account. I just played team death match on Operation Metro, after the game I went to check the leader boards and now that all the women have stopped reading this, does anybody know some good porn sites?

I would certainly not be recommending such pornographic smut as is found on Pornhub, pmsl

[DukeSkath]

At the risk of being Mr. Admin Downer Dude, may I ask that we not troll for porn on this forum? Surely there are other places online for such things? As in EVERY OTHER SITE?

[GH Rocker]

At the risk of being Mr. Admin Downer Dude, may I ask that we not troll for porn on this forum? Surely there are other places online for such things? As in EVERY OTHER SITE?

As a teenage boy, I get a free pass?

[nicknitrous]

To be honest if you can't find porn on the internet there's something wrong with you lol

Here's a few cleaner jokes:

Trying to teach my new puppy how to roll.

It's a bloody waste of time, the little git keeps putting his claws through the Rizla.
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Belarusian shot put gold medallist Nadzeya Ostapchuk has tested positive for a banned substance.

Testicles.

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My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.

[Be Love YO]

*Crickets*