LISTEN AND DESPAIR...

[Surface_Lizard]

Words have no place here..

[meggieman]

But you would, wouldn't you? I know I would!

[AxemanPhil]

Damn you SL, I can't unsee that. Or unhear it more to the point.

[Bongo the Sane]

Why?

I couldn't stop watching it.

Dirty, I feel dirty.

[NickP238]

As glorious as three second rule might be ("like the kind of rules you had at school" being a personal highlight in the expertly crafted lyrics), I think it may be trumped by another video.

Gentlemen, I'm about to introduce you to the plight (the problems you might say) of hot girls.

[justanotherwriter]

My 3 second rule...No my every second of my life rule....Never, ever watch anything The Surface Lizard posts, ever again. Was that a real thing or am I that tired. What were you looking at that you came up with that one, damn lizard.

[Chinny]

my god...

[Chrismjw]

Mum!! Why!?

[woody]

W T F

[Surface_Lizard]

IN ORDER TO BE A MAYYYNNNNNNNN

YOU GOTTA TOE THE LAHHNNNNNNNNN

I am glad to have violated you all with this musical horror.